I feel like I truly connect @realdonaldtrump (the FB user). Would it be weird to ask her out for a drink? Do you accept this rose, RDT? 🌹

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Wait.... realdonaldtrump is a woman?? I think I'm in love.

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We could launch an app-based version of It's Just Lunch and let people filter by profession. Personally, I'd much rather date a non-consultant (e.g., academic, doctor, entrepreneur, etc.), but I'm sure lots of people see the attraction of intra-industry dating. Add in some personal concierges to help you pick the right dates, get some solid partnerships with restaurants and bars, and slap on a $49.99 monthly fee. Voila, I no longer need to work in consulting, who's with me

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This thread is the highlight of my time with FB for suree πŸ™ŒπŸ»

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PS: reminds me of that Deloitte guy 🐠 looking for the sarcastic PwC lady 🐠

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We just need this FB dating app already

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Can someone throw this comment a like. I'm stuck at 666 πŸ™„πŸ˜©

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Wedding is next week. 57th floor of the AON center. If you commented, roll through.

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Dating a consultant would be so ideal #wherestheapp

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Vancouver is far from me, but I'll throw my info out there 27/F/NYC

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Where is the real RDT??

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πŸ”₯

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Billable, you're the man! Wooo Realdonaldtrump! Here's my burner: kpmgfish@gmail.com

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This thread is too funny. Stugots still got a burner from someone else! SC1 yas kween

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I'm the real Donald trump.

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Godspeed OP

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https://g.co/kgs/IfUIkv

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@OP: don't worry about the rest of these ppl, especially me. Go for it if you feel like it and it's not a big deal if it doesn't work out. I've reinvented myself more than once. Ambition is a huge turn on for both sexes. I (somewhat) apologize for my trolling. Kick ass and take names brotha, were only here once.

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I would date a consultant. So cool

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I hear you SC1. FB needs to take this into consideration!

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Alright @D1 - I'll play consultant bachelorette myself. A/S/L?

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28/M/DC πŸ€“

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It's the best way to swim 🐠🐠🐠

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