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I feel like Uncle D is always watching me. When I work...when I travel...when I sleep...when I masturb...you get the point!

Is it just me? Or maybe this is just a Deloitte thing...

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I don’t get this feeling at PwC.

It’s impossible to believe we haven’t fired any support staff who’s job it would be to listen to those microphones.

I’m sure we paid for and continue to pay license fees for all manner of tracking, but I’m confident they’re spitting out data to a black hole with no one to monitor, follow up.

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