I find this all rather TAXING. Come on guys, give me your best tax puns/jokes!

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Where does a homeless accountant live? ....in a tax shelter 😂

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There are three type of tax accountants. Those that can count and those that can't.

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I love working on 1040s nuts

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Secretary of Treasury: I insist that we take up the tax!
Groucho Marx: He’s right, you know. You must take up the tax before you take up the carpet.

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