I forgot to turn off my camera in a zoom meeting , and I just smoked my blunt. It was only 4 of us in the meeting tho. We’re all women and pretty familiar with eachother. When I realized what I had done, I made a slight reaction and we all kinda laughed.

One of them just connected me with me on LinkedIn. Im so embarrassed

Anyone else have a formatting pet peeve and get annoyed when people don’t have a blank first column and row in tabs? I.e headers/data in cell A1

My first manager told me this, and I’ve followed it to a T since.

Third yet at a firm in a major market (not NYC). Pay is slightly below market and bonuses are not market either. What is the going rate for a holiday gift for a secretary that I was assigned to 2 months ago but has done some work for me through the year and also a paralegal that I have worked with all year?

How does one go about resignation in the remote setting?

Should i email my boss then follow up with a call? Or the other way around?

The "confrontation" is really difficult for me lol. I actually like my current boss and she's been helpful and made me feel like she looks out for me too. But the new opportunity is too good to pass up on (huge increase to pay. No concerns on the team since ive worked with those people in the past in a different company)

As a junior, how do you deal with the anxiety that the advice you provide to a partner based on your research (that is being sent to client without much supervision) could be wrong or incomplete?

How to handle your own procrastination? Any tips/advice?

I try not to get frustrated by clients but it just gets to me when their accounting people refer to numbers as positive and negative instead of debit and credit

28M moved to Munich. Any F from DE or EU interested to connect please DM.

Once when I was waiting tables, I had a guy pay me cash. The change was 45 cents, which I didn't give back to him because like who wants that. He then asked where the change was, and when I explained that I didn't give back the loose change, he made a big stink about how dollars and cents matter and didn't leave me a tip. He was a republican staffer on capitol hill.

Thoughts on serial dating, via social media apps?

Anybody having issues dating because the only people you ever see are clients or coworkers or your married bartender?

Any female in SFO/ Bay Area want to grab some drinks/bite tonight. 30 M

When do you think associates are usually let go in small practice groups that are currently being overwhelmed with work? Is it when it starts to slows down or when they already have a candidate to replace you? Just trying to figure out how long I have after annoying a partner 😂.

Is Integration Engineer position at Zoom worth joining coming from Software Engineer position?

Dealing with asshole client who tried to bully me into changing our recommendations, and spineless partner who is back pedaling now given client reaction, despite pre-aligning on our view. People suck

Best advice for getting a micro-managing boss to back off?

IBM started to drop the mail for join Slack etc. and the mail for laptop request for new hire .

What if I don't join on the last day or deny to join on last day ? Because still need to decide between two offers .

I am lesbian . I was talking to this gal then she stopped cold turkey. I’m striking out on dating apps. I’m in my thirties. I get hit on by men but I’m just not into it… 🤷‍♀️

What is the potential contract rate or full time salary for a python full stack developer in Toronto ?

How difficult will it be to transition from Internal Audit and IT audit to a traditional Accounting or Finance role(senior financial analyst, senior accountant, etc)?

Anyone at Deloitte or EY Canada need a Contract Senior Policy Center Developer? Recruiter at a vendor for both the big 4s here

Hi all! Looking forward to the fishbowl community. I would appreciate the likes to access DMs. Thank you!

Hey, guys. I’m just wondering: do you ever feel like you’re drowning in all the new marketing trends? Like, you read something new every day that you have to try out, but it’s hard to keep up with all the changes?

I don’t get paid to write advertising. I get paid to sit through meetings like these. Kill me.

Raise your hand if you received the “paul budnek” email today

Any OW EA's on the board? What is the culture like?

What will get for frontend developer react and node 5year experience

Salary compensation for a Sr technical program manager at Wish?

I am a first year associate and was asked to come up with 3-5 goals for the upcoming year. I have no idea how to set goals, however, given my work stream seems to be at the whims of our assignment coordinator. Do any more seasoned litigators have suggestions for tangible things I should try and work towards this year?

Is it normal to pay for monthly OB visits while pregnant? I have BCBS and thought they would be covered 100%?

Creating my registry, what are some must haves to put on it! Doing Amazon and Target, thanks for the help in advance.

Has anyone gone into 5th month of pregnancy with the baby growing under the belly button? Looks more like a fatty pouch than a baby. Everyone else already has bumps starting from right under the boobs.

Hi everyone,
So I had my NIPT and NT scans last week and I’ve been getting pieces of the results back from my doctor in the patient portal. All seems okay but I’m a bit confused. Does anyone know if FirstScreen is the same thing as NIPT? I was under the impression that NIPT was in 90th percent of certainty for Down syndrome but the result we got, labeled FirstScreen indicate 83% certainty so I’m confused if there are more results coming? I messaged the doctor but haven’t heard back yet.

I was wondering if anyone knew of a company specialising to recruit within Switzerland and also offer sponsorship, I'm planning to relocate after several years of waiting but seems I can't find a good search engine to help me find specific roles that will offer sponsorship related to my profession...

Does anyone have a Procurement exam dump they would be willing to share by chance?

When do you think associates are usually let go in small practice groups that are currently being overwhelmed with work? Is it when it starts to slows down or when they already have a candidate to replace you? Just trying to figure out how long I have after annoying a partner 😂.

Do we get product discounts on Google hardware that we want to buy for personal use?

How do you stop obsessing over a new romance?

In my 30s and have dated a lot. I've done casual flings, had a couple serious LTRs, been deeply in love, and had a lot of meaningless, purely physical hookups in my day.

Through all of these, my attachment style has always been secure as a fully realized person. I never needed someone to make me feel whole.

This new woman is completely intoxicating. She was clear: purely casual. It makes me want what I can't have, something more serious with her.

I was tired of asking people to go to concerts with me so I booked 5 of them to go by myself, starting next month. Hope I’m gonna have a blast

What are some good bowls besides this one?

Hello fam! Hope you’ll are enjoying your Sunday!

I faked my resume I mean my contracting firm did and I didn’t have choice and I got the job. Now my client wants to offer me a full time position. I kind of feel like they trust me with the work I’m doing and also considering my past experiences to offer me a full time and moreover it’s only been 3 months.

I know it’s a little unusual but what do you guys think/suggest me to do in this situation?!

Decided to give a guy another chance after politely turning him down. Turns out my intuition was damn right about his ego… trust your intuition folks, not worth it.

I've never watched racing before but I woke up this morning to a Formula 1 Race on TV and left it on. Something about the cars routinely going round and round is surprisingly relaxing to me.

My face is so asymmetrical and I’m having trouble coming to terms with that - feel ugly af

My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

Olive Garden was replaced by a Barnes & Noble in my neighborhood Supermarket… I’m unwell by this utter disrespect

Why are some people willing to do anything / obsessed about getting the green card in the U.S.?

When I asked them, they usually say they like American lifestyle. I love lifestyle in France, but I was in France, I was OK if I can't stay. Just trying to understand here so that I can have more empathy.

I went to a networking event today, but deep down I want to marry a prince/ trust fund only child and be a stay at home TikTok wife/mum .

I’ve been hooking up with relatively hot, wealthy older men and indulging in “party favor” and alcohol induced nights pretty frequently since around when quarantine began.

I’m now having trouble focusing (or even really caring) about tax return items and now work is starting to pick up.

How to re-focus back on work?

Chick Fil A is 🔥🔥 but in certain circles/cities it’s a bummer that some label this as the same as being homophobic.

If you’re an MD that lives in Houston and someone just left a chat with you… fix it here 🙋🏻‍♀️

It takes me so little time to get tasks for my job done but I need to hit utilization so I just stretch out my time…..

I had the weirdest dream. Criminals were put in a gated community under observation and they had to successfully fake their own death to get out. They were given too many drugs and alcohol. But they end up killing each other or suiciding and no one is left. Once everyone kills themselves they bring in new inmates. It was insane.

My brain needs a rehab now. 🥺

Edit: how do I sell this idea to Netflix? Even though it’s bizarre.

I wish you could leave a text message unread. Sometimes I forget to respond when I first receive it.

I find the trauma challenges on tiktok unsettling