I found this person’s resume on their LinkedIn…they took a generic Google resume, and photoshopped their experience on top.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

“Publicly resolving issues with Walgreens”

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I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER

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I think they photoshopped over Marissa Mayer’s resume from her Yahoo days 😂😂

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HOLY SH*T!!!

Pls fix

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I truly wish they could

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At least left align all the headers PLEEEASEEE

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🤮🤮

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So I just found it on LinkedIn too - are we sure he didn’t post it as satire? You can see where he did white-out or something on the original from the scan. I can’t believe he didn’t know people were going to be able to tell. It’s like you can tell so easily where he added stuff on that I cant believe anyone would be that unsubtle in reality (and yes I am posting multiple times today on this bowl which makes me an instance of meta-cringe)

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I think you are right OP/A

The hardest working man in show business

14-16 hours a day at work ? 4 hours of sleep ? I’m not being that person.

20% of their day is baking cupcakes…like that’s a heck of a side hustle

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Also just noticed that he led the acquisition of Rite Aid

Whom amongst us has not led the acquisition of Rite Aid #teamproudauditor

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