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Your Friends: “Fuck” is right. We’ll be retired and living it up when you’re still hustling to get a freelance gig as a senior copywriter because no one wants to pay for a CD

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You can still go to law school if you want, it’s not too late for you!!

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😂 @JC — sadly it is... My advice is to start working on your exit strategy!

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