I got a cut on my tongue because I licked the lid of a mason jar. I swear I’m smart on most days, but just not today

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Me too but due to a piercing down under

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What? 🤔

Relatable AF. I smashed the shit out of my nose the other day with my microwave door. 🤦‍♀️

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@D1, and I'm not even a consultant!;)

@Author yes! I thought I might have smashed some cartilage up but it seems better now, thankfully! Hope you are ok too🥰

What was on the lid?

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Just making sure it was worth it!

I opened my car door into my head the other day...

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I have cuts on my tongue from watermelon sour patch 👅 🩸 🍉

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🥺 are u ok

Thank you queen 👸

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That happened to me too! When I was 5, but still! 😘

I’m an adult, I swear

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