I got a Thai massage ( no happy ending) at place in Santa Monica while on a shoot. I paid with a credit card and the receipt just said Thai and the address of the place?!? I then expensed it as dinner with my coworker and got reimbursed.

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I expensed a ski lift ticket as “transportation.” Worked!

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I’m not sure the point of this story but I surely enjoyed it.

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