I guess we know why Elon wants everyone back in the office. Can’t get laid over Zoom I guess!

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Jeffrey Toobin disagrees with the Zoom part of that.

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I’m pretty sure one of the richest men in the world can get laid anywhere he wants to including in the meta-verse.

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I guess now we gotta make the obligatory “Musk attempts to pull out” joke.

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Just me here hoping that slack never adds the “read” notification on messages.

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