8 o'clock meeting in the client site, caught an early flight and planned to get some sleep on the flight. The fucking baby next to me started crying his lungs out. FML.
When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Who has the best teammate? Mine is not only a rockstar with the client but also gives amazing dating advice ;)
Last day at a client site, so I decided to stay the weekend and enjoy the city. There's a stunning woman working for my client who I just came across on tinder...PLEASE UPVOTE YOUR CHOICE BELOW:
Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?
Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS
Is dating a client against policy? I haven't started but it is almost there. Or should wait until the project ends?
Is it an independence issue if I start dating a coworker from a completely separate group but we have a shared client
Lost my client badge Thursday morning (I think) gave myself the weekend to look for it. Come in today and desk attendant gives me a ton of snark about "my 3rd guest being the last". F U bitch.
Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.
I am so sick of being asked to give up my associates to other jobs. When does MY client get priority?! Even when time is booked, people call and bitch to schedulers until they get my associates. 😤
Project at a tech company - what is a good / fun thing to do for a workshop break (30 min, < 10 people)? Past examples: team walk to coffee shop, puppy petting set up in another room
Is there any coming back to agency life after starting your career on the client side? #askingforafriend FML that friend is me 😨
Had a convo with a friend and I didn't know sex in the workplace (in the actual place of work) was an actual thing. But I do remember seeing someone take a dick pic under his desk at a client.
My firm only gives credit for realized hours. So if they cut my time because they want to charge the client less, I get screwed over. Fml
Was drunk swiping last night and matched with my client on Bumble. I should probably abort that mission, right?
At client site 40 miles from home. Just had a very wet fart in front of the CFO. Excused my self and discovered that I crapped my pants a bit. What to do pls help
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made working? I just tried to search for March madness games on one of my monitors, but it was the one I was currently sharing...during a workshop...with the client and 50+ participants...fml
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What's your take on new requirements for United 1K (the PQS)? With Deloitte Travel tickets heavily discounted, I think it is next to impossible to hit 1K as easy as before now. Even on long flights.
So how are you stacking up EY? Avg D comp from FB survey... Promoted to: C $89 SC $108 M $148 SM$190 No promo: A $79 C $95 SC $128 M $159 SM $200 Bonus (PY Level) C $8k SC $15 M $27 SM $37
When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...
T-minus 4 days until I rolloff my project and I'm on the bench for the first time in seven months. First thing on my docket? Go to Vermont and ski / drink Heady Topper.
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