I had the worst nightmare this morning, in my dream I logged into LinkedIn and it said I was employed at KPMG. Alhumdulilah I woke up a few minutes later

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KPMG is like Nickelback. Everyone hates them, but not sure why!

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Agreed haha, not sure why they have such a bad rep. I hate Nickelback though.

You should be glad that you work for a company that is difficult to get into than Harvard

hahah, this gave me a good laugh. May your nightmare never come to past!

Hahaha I completely understand! That is a nightmare.

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