I hate consulting. The majority of consulting is a mix of coming up with bs using business doublespeak, office politics, building slides, boasting about the experience you claim you have, and being “proactive” on email to let people think you’re busy doing all these great things when it’s not.

Just 6 more months until I can resign and not pay back the sign on bonus 👏🏻👏🏻

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So please pivot using your optionality and find something else that synergizes with your talents.

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I actually put together a deck that shows the framework on exactly how I would do that. Let’s jump on a call

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Welcome to RL

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I’m ready for the Metaverse

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Let’s circle back to this next week

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I mean it’s a good call out. But I’m just not sure on the recommendation at this moment. Let’s circle back next week.

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There are much harder ways to make money with less bs, are you sure you are up for that?

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Cool, where you headed?

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Somewhere outside consulting hopefully. Would like a start up in fintech

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Come to applied Intelligence the experience is completely different

Experience hire 4 months in 8 more to go feel the exact same. Damn I hate consulting

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