I hate that I don’t take notes and then I am scrambling to remember what was discussed. Roast me!

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Here are your meeting minutes from today’s strategy meeting:

What the so what? We don’t need to boil the ocean.

I think this might not scale. We should take the key learnings and avoid going for the low-hanging fruit.

I’d like to pick your brains on these, let’s take this offline. I’ll circle back to you if we decide to pivot.

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So true WTG Associate!

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It was all jargon and hot air anyways

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🤔have someone else take notes for you. That’s what I do.

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I have an ACN offshore outsourced team taking notes for me

Record the meeting?

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I know people who do that as well. Married one of them 😂

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Oh! Some of the video conferencing auto transcribes. Didn’t know that until last week.

Make some up and set new deadlines. That’s what I do 😁

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