I hate that recruiters don’t respect the answer “I went to a couple of shows and played some music” as an answer to “what have you been up to lately?"

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"Dude, you know... smoked a jay, fell asleep watching Netflix, woke up, ate Doritos and finished the doob." I mean, they asked, didn't they? 🤦🏽‍♀️

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You sure you’re not talking about your parents, OP?

Why would a recruiter give a shit about your personal life, when your entire value to them is based on your work life?

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Hahaha what???

Huh?

AD 2 - i talked about this here before. Recruiters do ask you about your personal lives. Every single interview I’ve ever attended have asked me about my day or what I’ve been up to etc but everyone told me i was crazy. Swear to god they ask this shit lol

I call that productive if you are a creative.

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