I hate to say this …. But i hate having Deloitte on my resume lol

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Literally why? No one outside of fishbowl hates Deloitte that much

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Why? It means you can get into Harvard and leave in 3 months.

You are above Harvard.

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Haha thanks principal

Dude. No one is asking to keep it on. Its your resume.

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Chill out Deloitte don’t let the post get to your head

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Sounds like you have bigger issues to sort out, you can literally just take it off. Weird flex

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Why

Where’d you go after?

Gotchu beat

I know right

?

I know i know

So just take it off. It's YOUR resume

You said 3 months and you are worrying about gap. This proves there are outliers in every company

Did you go to Deloitte University

OP had to go to his safety school Harvard University and was thrown out of Deloitte University in 3 months.

All the angry comments are from Deloitters

I have both Deloitte and McKinsey on my resume. I loved my time at Deloitte as well. If you don’t like it, take it off. No one really cares about a three months gap. 🤗

Haha love it

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