I hate when “Instagram models” try to follow me and ask me to subscribe to their only fans. I am a newly married man with a child….

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Well… that’s their primary market

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turn your profile private, delete all followers who fit this mold. Simple as that bro

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//Sorry for the heavier post//

Eyes heavy today
No motivation found here
Maybe some sun ay?
But I don't want to get dressed
What do I do huh?
I am so tired
Of the fake support
Of feeling alone
It's all just a lie
Why are we even living?
You say you're here for me
But really you're not
Empty words false promises
Stuck in a moment
Scared to trust and love again
Idk how to be free
Of these heavy scars
I'm scared I'll never be found
Ever again this lifetime

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