I have 30 min to get to the flight gate from the airport parking deck, I came late expecting a delay to EWR

I get to the pre check but the gate is closed so I run down to the next one...

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The line is huge takes almost 10 min because everyone flooded to one gate...

I go thru the pre check x-ray and the beeper goes off, “Take off your belt”

I try again still the beeper goes off, “Take off your shoes”

As I’m putting my shoes in the baggage x-ray, “Hold on our x-ray technicians are changing shifts please be patient.”

5 min go by...

The baggage x-ray starts working so I try to walk thru again, beeper goes off, “Take off your jacket.”

I try another time, “You’ve been subject to a random screening please stand here. STANDBY MALE RANDO!”

I have 10 min to get to the gate at this point...

I walk thru the screening, “Please take off your hat and scarf so I don’t have to pat you down as much.”

I take it off and go thru the screening...

Barely 5 min to get to the gate, I’m speed walking like hell running thru people...

I get closer to the gate...my heart is pounding and my face is red...

I get closer to the gate and see 4 attendants, the gate is closed!

I run up to one of them and ask if I missed the Newark flight.

“Sir the flight’s been delayed we’re waiting on 2 flight attendants at this time, please wait until further notice. Thank you”

Happy Sunday.

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#okboomer

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I remember my first flight...

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My blood pressure increased reading this. Been there Fam, good luck!

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