There is so much drama within senior leadership on my project that it would make the offspring of a threesome with The Bachelorette, Grays Anatomy, and a soap opera look like a sitcom.
8 o'clock meeting in the client site, caught an early flight and planned to get some sleep on the flight. The fucking baby next to me started crying his lungs out. FML.
When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave
Had THE best hook up last night. 💯 Any other 🐠 use project travel for "extracurricular activities"?
Day 1 of project - lead tells me we should do a team outing involving weed (since we're in a legal area). Dafuq?
Who has the best teammate? Mine is not only a rockstar with the client but also gives amazing dating advice ;)
Project Managers are the worst fucking people.
What has your experience been like dating someone in the client city? Met someone not on the project and not client. We are hitting it off and cud be bf type, wanna hear how it went for some.
Oh! Another personal project with Trump.
Just checked the bathrooms on 4 different floors at my client site and every fucking stall is taken. Wtf!
For those asking what work Vayner has created... here you go. Droga's Tap Project did it better IMO 💦 http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/stella-artois-makes-people-wait-for-water-in-extension-of-water-org-super-bowl-effort/
Who got it worse than me? Onboarded a project as lead the day before ramp. Project doesn’t have a proper sow, proposal deck, clear cut deliverables, scope, or a timeline other than due date cont.
My client cried, when I told them I am leaving the firm, is that normal? And no we're not fucking.
Im one of the few traveling people on my project. SO gets jealous when I have dinner with team members of the opposite sex. How do I explain that it's normal in consulting?
Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS
Is dating a client against policy? I haven't started but it is almost there. Or should wait until the project ends?
If Trump was a consultant. Client: can you deliver this? Trump: I'll tell you at that time. I'll keep you in suspense
If you're going to carry a backpack instead of a briefcase, at least make sure it doesn't look like you stole it right out of a junior high classroom.
What TC % increase would you jump ship for, assuming you love where you work but are facing a really cool new opportunity?
Two key executives tasked with helping Cognizant hire talent at scale and lead global delivery for its digital business have resigned. Irony 😁
Hi all, Please tell how much should I ask Accenture Accenture India as an expected CTC for 3 years of experience as a .net developer. Offer in hand - 10 LPA
Hello Friends, Need one help I have an offer from IBM GBS of 19.5 lpa and my LWD is 10th May. I will receive one offer letter on 5-6th May of 24-25 LPA . Will IBM match the offer letter or not?
Sekiro boss rush mod makes this game the ultimate “arcade” style game. May never get tired of it
QA Lead 7+ yoe how much max we can go for?
Wadd up my Cringe-lantes? 😀
Looking for advice on how to stop spending so much money. I like really nice things and spend a lot of money to get them (food, clothes, furniture, apartment, gifts, etc.) I use everything I buy...
Recent revelations: Guy 1 - an 7.7, attraction level suddenly jumped up because he's such a great kisser. Guy 2 - an 8.5, attraction level dropped to the floor because of his sloppy kisses.
how tall are you and how much do you weigh?
Hey folks, I had accepted an offer 60 days back and joining is post 30 days. I am about to get a new offer. How to negotiate at this phase with the original company. And also how to ask 14-16 with cctc as 5 and offer in hand of 8?
I have had many people that have transferred into FDD the past 8 months from audit and they end up hating it and keeping the turnover going. Wish the firms actually portrayed what these new consultants are getting into. Hours are more unpredictable, right now you will be working 55 to 60 hours a week probably twice a month. Wish there was more realistic recruiting at this point
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Hello I am pursuing ACCA and also I am working in accenture and have 2.6 yrs of experience in accounts and finance profile I am actively looking for job change can any one help me please contact 9411836185
An ECG ranges from 200-300 bucks for the exam. I wonder why this was just instituted in a county that has 80% of their high school kids boosted 👇 https://www.ocps.net/departments/athletics/sports_physicals
Any good site/utube channel to learn SAP HANA
Is Deloitte India really starting from March? What is the hybrid model that Deloitte employees will have to follow?
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