I have a handsome client and can’t concentrate when I’m around him. He doesn’t exactly flirt but I feel paralyzed when he looks at/talks to me. This is day 6 of a 3 mth project...what do I do?

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Have you considered just like jerking off before you go to work

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Happy to roll on if you’re having a ..hard time concentrating

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Agree with A1. Get the juices out. Also start joking about it with your friends. Try to normalize it in your head. I'm sure the taboo of it is also fun, so desensitize that

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Sleep with him. Works well.

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Also just to be clear, handsome as in model quality (6’3” ish, maybe half asian half white, beautiful dark brown hair, built like Thor), no ring, has started popping by our work area. The way my desk is positioned his crotch comes just above it....eekkk help!

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Appropriate or not... I am ok with it

Just enjoy looking at him!!!

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