I have a massive crush on my plastic surgeon who is old enough to be my daddy 🤤 help.

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Consult with him on a boob job and gauge his reaction. You’ll know.

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Not sure but his son goes to the same college I graduated from 3 years ago 😅

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Older men can be really hot. Got for it girl

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I WANT TO! Not sure how to flirt while being stabbed in the makeup-less face w botox and filler though 🥴

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Anyone else want the name of this doc so we can go for a consult?

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Yo he’s mine. Back off 😛

Ask if he is looking for a SB🤷

57 year old attorney here! Gives a great foot massage!!

That would be for you to decide

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