I have a net worth of $2,800 and a salary of $87,000. Think I can afford to order three items off the dollar menu at McDonalds for a late night snack, or keep it at just two?

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Dm me your Venmo and I’ll treat.

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Mck1 I am picking up my girl some McD right now. Can you help

The first honest thing regarding net worth and salary I’ve ever seen on this app.

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Eat at home obviously, with scraps found on the street.

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Well done. 👌

Let’s stick to one, actually. Invest the other $2

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Get the McDonald’s app. There are great discounts, and you get loyalty points. Yesterday, I got a quarter pounder with cheese and a 10 piece nuggets for $5.

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That’s over budget

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Wendy’s 4 for $4

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Sir this is a Wendy’s

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Your question explains why you’re poor and miserable

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Please. Tell us how satisfied you are working at a warehouse packing boxes with styrofoam peanuts and despair. Let me guess…you’re going to come back with some elite-level job title and state you make over $500/hr. Yeah - I’ve seen this one before. 🤣

Here are the steps:

1) save the 3 dollars and cook at home!
2) invest that 3 dollars unto crypto and NFTs
3) get more side hustles, if youre literally not falling asleep while driving ubers, youre doing life wrong
4)don't do drugs to stay awake, it cuts from your income.

You do this and grind for 20 yrs and soon you can be able to afford McDonald's while wearing a 200 pair of shoes.

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Came here for the Gary V take, was not disappointed

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What kind of shoes are you wearing though?

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As long as those shoes are at most $200*

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Hahaha. This is a great spoof on that other post by Amazon poster about $200 shoes.

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Oh dude now this post is way funnier in that light hahahah

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I’d save up and invest in shoes first. Don’t have to be $200+ shoes - that’s for millionaire Amazonians!

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I think you should not eat anything ever again so we don’t have to see these posts.

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If you are classy, you can go for 3. If you are sassy, you are restricted to 2. If neither, buy $200 shoes.

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Sorry you don’t make enough to elicit a response from us. Come back here and post this question when you start making at least $375K.

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Damn this was me when I first started working. Loved McDs and the dollar menu. I do attribute this to my growth in net worth. Still love McD haha

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I went to McDonald’s to get food for my dog. Worth the splurge

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Once a year treat will not hurt my dog. Only brings joy, so why deny. Wouldn’t give this dog food to my kids though.

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But hey…if you add your 401k matching, healthcare benefits, pension, and perks, now your TC is $100k! Go for the 20 piece nuggets!

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You can but don't UberEats/DoorDash them

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At McD if you tell them the fries are cold, they can likely give you a new one. Doesn't work always though.

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You in positive bro, lucky dawg, induuuulge

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