{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "I have a net worth of $2,800 and a salary of $87,000. Think I can afford to order three items off the dollar menu at McDonalds for a late night snack, or keep it at just two?\n\n", "post_id": "61d2697c32e7e900291a30be", "reply_count": 78, "vote_count": 378, "bowl_id": "552d1d24dc1c586b09d2d051", "bowl_name": "Consulting", "feed_type": "crowd" }
null

I have a net worth of $2,800 and a salary of $87,000. Think I can afford to order three items off the dollar menu at McDonalds for a late night snack, or keep it at just two?

likefunnyupliftingsmarthelpful
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at
Highlighted IconHIGHLIGHTED

Get the McDonald’s app. There are great discounts, and you get loyalty points. Yesterday, I got a quarter pounder with cheese and a 10 piece nuggets for $5.

likesmartfunny

That’s over budget

likefunnyupliftinghelpful

Here are the steps:

1) save the 3 dollars and cook at home!
2) invest that 3 dollars unto crypto and NFTs
3) get more side hustles, if youre literally not falling asleep while driving ubers, youre doing life wrong
4)don't do drugs to stay awake, it cuts from your income.

You do this and grind for 20 yrs and soon you can be able to afford McDonald's while wearing a 200 pair of shoes.

likefunny

Came here for the Gary V take, was not disappointed

likefunny
Recent IconRecent

Dm me your Venmo and I’ll treat.

likefunnyupliftinghelpful

Mck1 I am picking up my girl some McD right now. Can you help

The first honest thing regarding net worth and salary I’ve ever seen on this app.

likefunnysmartuplifting

Eat at home obviously, with scraps found on the street.

Post Photo
likefunnyupliftingsmart

Well done. 👌

Let’s stick to one, actually. Invest the other $2

likefunnyuplifting

Wendy’s 4 for $4

likesmart

Sir this is a Wendy’s

funnylike

Your question explains why you’re poor and miserable

likefunnysmart

If I’m lucky enough to get the offer and take it, hopefully I’ll be with Amazon2 here.

Also, I love this community here. Always cracking me up.

What kind of shoes are you wearing though?

funnylike

As long as those shoes are at most $200*

like

Hahaha. This is a great spoof on that other post by Amazon poster about $200 shoes.

likefunny

Oh dude now this post is way funnier in that light hahahah

like

I’d save up and invest in shoes first. Don’t have to be $200+ shoes - that’s for millionaire Amazonians!

likefunny

I think you should not eat anything ever again so we don’t have to see these posts.

likefunny

If you are classy, you can go for 3. If you are sassy, you are restricted to 2. If neither, buy $200 shoes.

likefunny

Sorry you don’t make enough to elicit a response from us. Come back here and post this question when you start making at least $375K.

likefunny

Damn this was me when I first started working. Loved McDs and the dollar menu. I do attribute this to my growth in net worth. Still love McD haha

likefunny

I went to McDonald’s to get food for my dog. Worth the splurge

likefunny

Once a year treat will not hurt my dog. Only brings joy, so why deny. Wouldn’t give this dog food to my kids though.

funnylike

But hey…if you add your 401k matching, healthcare benefits, pension, and perks, now your TC is $100k! Go for the 20 piece nuggets!

likefunny

You can but don't UberEats/DoorDash them

like

At McD if you tell them the fries are cold, they can likely give you a new one. Doesn't work always though.

likefunny

https://youtube.com/shorts/UdPQETj1Rt8?feature=share

funny

You in positive bro, lucky dawg, induuuulge

like

Related Posts

What is the salary range for senior associates (specifically S2) in Texas for FDD at KPMG? May need to transfer offices and would be coming from HCOL. Thanks!!

like
like

I had interviewed for the IBM Lead Azure Architect position with GBS and it went well.
Any idea what the salary range is for this role.
I am based out of Nevada.
Recruiter initial mention 220-230k.. appreciate any input if there is room for negotiation. I have 12 yoe with azure certified expert and aws professional and 5 years hands on cloud expertise.

like

Hi all, what salary can I expect from Infosys with 5.5 years experience and CCTC as 11.20 L ? Tech stack-Angular 13.

like

What is the starting pay/salary for newly promoted partner and ED in the SFO office. LOS is audit.

like

Expected Salary for Lead Data Scientist? (Location doesn’t matter) as the HM is comfortable with working remotely.

like

Quality Assurance Analyst in Miami area. Recently had a 4% salary increase. Almost 7 years in my position. What kind of salary should I request that would give me some room for negotiation

like

Any IRS employee here? Please provide some insight into the job such as the type of work, hours, compensation and benefits, etc.

like

If I’m exiting consulting into industry less than a year out of undergrad, what is a good range for comp? (Current salary 79k, San Francisco)

Hi Fishes,
I have 2 offers in hand..can anyone suggest which one is better to take
ServiceMax - Senior Software Engineer
Palo alto networks- IT Software engineer

Looking for good exposure to new technologies,customizations, frameworks etc..
PAN salary is on higher side but don't know if I will get a satisfactory role.

like

What's the avg salary for a Client Executive role? (Verizon)

likesmart

Accenture 🐠- has anyone ever asked for and received a primary residence location (PRL) exception? Is there any impact on your pay like a salary adjustment down of moving to a lower COL location?
Or any MD’s familiar with how the firm treats this?

like

What should my realistic salary expectations be for apply for a Tier 2 (Big 4) firm? I’m coming from Booz, LA level, 13YOE at 190k base. I know this isn’t an easy jump and I’d appreciate any advice anyone out there can give me.

BS, MS, software background, spent most of my time in the DoD GovTech space.

like

What was you salary 5 years back and now?
@All

likehelpful

Any firms and teams that have Deep Learning / Artificial Intelligence capabilities? Do you consider you have good compensation compared to tech companies?

Any women in the interested in being a surrogate for compensation ?

likefunny

A recruiter sent 15 screening questions in an email , one of which includes (“whats your desired salary”). All these questions should obviously be done over a phone screen but looks like he is expecting me to type an essay response back. What would you do in this situation?

like

Anyone know what Senior Consultant at IBM in NYC, total comp packages look like?

like

Hey folks how interview and onboarding process happen in HCL Technologies i have a notice period of 90 days and cleared all the rounds had my salary discussion what next ?

After salary discussion how much time usually HCL Technologies take to release offer i am asking because i am waiting for the offer letter so that I can resign.

like
like

Additional Posts

Thinking of transferring out of audit - I know TAS pays the most, but I am most interested in internal audit / risk advisory and forensic investigations. Should I go for $ or interest?

like

I had interviewed for the IBM Lead Azure Architect position with GBS and it went well.
Any idea what the salary range is for this role.
I am based out of Nevada.
Recruiter initial mention 220-230k.. appreciate any input if there is room for negotiation. I have 12 yoe with azure certified expert and aws professional and 5 years hands on cloud expertise.

like

I need to get my husband a thoughtful gift for his 50th while we are locked down. We had a bomb trip planned, but corona. He’s not really into luxury or things. We’re all about experiences. Any Ideas?

like

I was addicted to adderall and almost have a month sober. I was doing some cleaning and found a full bottle of adderall. I have a strong urge to take one. Please tell me not to do it.

like

Marriott Bonvoy stay from Dec31st to Jan1st, to which year does it count? 2019 or 2020? Thanks

Have just been offered a job for $50k for an AE role. The agency is pretty small. Am I selling myself short?

I don't have a life outside of work and I have a constant fear that if I spend time on hobbies, I will be less successful at my job. How to deal with if? Any fish had similar experience?

like

Read the signs below and post done to earn a point.

Post Photo

Hey ladies! I’m in a bit of a dilemma. I just found out that an ex- colleague is interviewing at my firm. If she is chosen, we would be on the same team, reporting to the same manager.

like

Does anyone work at the AMD NJ site? Do you know if they're looking to hire entry level/new grads?

like
like

What is the salary range for senior associates (specifically S2) in Texas for FDD at KPMG? May need to transfer offices and would be coming from HCOL. Thanks!!

like

Think I just got profiled for being young / Asian / a female on the Acela? Traveling in the 1st class car. The attendant hands out menus for meal services and skips me. Attendant comes back down...

NYC Recruiters: is it possible to get a job in the city without living there atm? Moving soon and want to have a position before I go. NYC friends are telling me it’s nearly impossible.

likesmart

How about joining Alation Inc. guys ?
These days there are layoffs happening every other startup. I am in process of getting offer from Alation for UI Engineer Role.

Also have offer from Cimpress, Airtel X Labs (DTH Team)

Any suggestions ? Please Do help.

like

Layup: $50k
Free throw: $100k
Three pointer: $1mm
Backwards free throw: $100B

Which shot are you taking and why?

like

Shakira speaking at Davos has been my favorite thing this week 😍

like

As a passenger are we allowed to let a economy class friend to take our first class seat?

like
like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal