I have a strict rule that I take a drink for every hour I work past 8pm

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Every hour past 5 for me

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My idol

i drink starting at 9am so you’re a better person than me

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After that 8-9am stretch, it's a good time to kick back for the rest of the day of hard work.

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Think you mixed up A and P. Happens to the worst of us, cheers.

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Just one?

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You’re right, rookie numbers

Every hour of work for me

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I’d blackout by the time I logged off

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