On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?
When the VP of Technology leaves in the middle of your post merger integration project ✌🏽
The crazy stuff you hear in the client foyer of a Valley firm. “Its a storage biz for guys to hide their fancy cars from wives. One guy had to hide his fifth rolls because his wife only had one” 😕 🔫
When a senior partner inserts a client’s son as an intern even though the interviewers unanimously rejected him. #consultingcronyism
From what I can see so far, taking a full time offer from a client you've worked for seems analogous to crossing into heaven.
Has anyone also struggled to get on a project as a new hire? Doing all I can (I think) networking, volunteering, speaking to staffing manager etc but can't seem to get off the bench.
When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...
When your client is ripping your deck to shreds for a THREE WEEK PROJECT. Like of course we didn't have enough time to analyze all your processes you cheap bastards
That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...
Being on the beach has a very specific threshold of total bliss to whoring myself out to whatever project is staffing #valleyofdeath #onmycouch
Fuck. Client walked in behind me in the bathroom and is now insisting on talking about project shall to stall. Leave me in peace god dammit. I came here to take a dump.
When your client joins the lync in his underwear and doesn't realize the camera is on #loveearlymeetings #greatlyncfeature #agingisntpretty
that moment when your partner needs you to fly alone to client site at 7am and tells you at 7pm the night before...
Any project horror stories out there?
That moment when you dial in to a client call remotely and they have printed agendas for the live team and no one sent an electronic version to you. #wtfisgoingon
All I want for christmas is client value creation!
Happy mother's day! The malware that is...
Has anyone taken capitals ones virtual job tryout? I’m curious as to what I should expect
What are the best pharmaceutical or biotechnology companies for LS consultants without advanced degrees? I’ve heard Biogen, Sanofi, and Novartis, but wanted to poll the bowl.
Looking to move to a state that will not mandate school vaccines for my kids. I need more research before deciding to administer it to my little ones. I am not looking for advice on vaccines, just wondering where to move. Somewhere with great public schools so my kids can learn and so I can continue teaching. Would love a state that has great benefits and pay for teachers.
Please tell me I’m not alone in crying at work? Like in front of other attorneys/supervising attorneys… looking to not feel like such an idiot right now. Any stories would be greatly appreciated!!!
Does anyone have any leads to an I/O or OD Internship/entry level position? I’m currently pursuing my masters in I/O Psychology and looking for new opportunities. 🤞🏻
hi fishes, i’m currently looking for a change. i have experience of 10 months and want to work as a software developer in NCR. Can i get 11 likes to be able to jumpstart on fishbowl? Also if there are open positions for sde please let me know! Thankyou:)
Looking for 1.Agile PM - PM experience in Managing Stakeholders, Gathering Requirements, Creating Roadmaps, Managing Multiple Scrum Teams, and Business Reporting. Excellent experience with Jira/Confluence/MS Project 10-15 years of desired experience 2. Agile PMO/Scrum Master: CSM certified with hands-on project management, team coordination, good written and verifiable communication skills, and Jira/Confluence experience. 5-8 years of experience is preferrered Location: Bangalore
I just found out that one of my employees has been outsourcing the majority of their work overseas, and has simply been collecting a paycheck for work someone else did. Should I fire them and try to outsource the work myself or just stay happy that they're relatively productive this way?
Typical salary bump from first year associate to second year associate? Obviously much less than the 10-15% I've been seeing for associate to senior.
Made a list of things to do in Chicago by soliciting friends and other posts in this bowl (see comments section). Hope others find this helpful - please add any other places or perspectives if you have them! 😊
Anyone know if retroactive GSAP is still a thing? Especially with how late they notified this year? Does getting accepted help your chances?
What's Chiat LA office like?
Why don't the insurance companies just say we won't pay for your care if you get covid and could have been vaccinated?
How much do 5th year associates that went straight from undergrad to law school without any $$ from family have saved/invested? I’m feeling like I have been overspending and should have more saved/invested by now…
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