I have banned my wife and children from getting the vaccine. Hard pass here.

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Guys I’ve BANNED my fiancé from smoking.

She doesn’t, and never will, but it was MY decision and MY power

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Yay! Feminism!!!

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Doesn’t really sound like a ban, then, more like an agreement between two people.

I get you need to get your clicks, and outrage sells I guess.

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Plot twist: OP doesn’t even have a wife, let alone children. Let’s be real how many American women would actually celebrate being stopped by their husband to do something, even if they don’t want to? It’s just against human nature unless they’re brainwashed in some sort of Stockholm syndrome situation.

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Human nature 🤦‍♀️

Thanks for stereotyping and speaking on behalf of all humanity.

Ain’t you a cheeky guy?

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👎🏼

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I banned water from being wet

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Too bad, muh libertah

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Are you assuming OP’s gender?

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