I have been inside for so long due to the pandemic. My standards for men have really dropped. At this point, I just really want some action again.

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What were your standards before and what are they now?

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This is how you get eggplant in your inbox

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DM me if you like older married guys with a dad bod who aren't great in bed

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How do standards apply if you just aren’t out ?

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I still browse dating apps. 🙂

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So you’re basically desperate now?

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Ohhh , so you’re not getting any bites / play ?

Wyd? Lol

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