I have literally scribbled down bullet points about who I am while everyone else is going around the room

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If I’m friends with the guy who goes after me, I’ll usually steal his bio so when he goes it’s like he’s copying me.

I’m hilarious.

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LITERALLY ME!!!! Name, Office, fun fact, etc...gotta have a talk track for everything. One day I’ll have less anxiety about all this 🙏

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Me...with a decade of experience in my industry
Me...changes to a more sales focused job
Me on my first sales call when I’m asked to intro myself.....(crickets)
CEO that hired me b/c my experience...”he’s being modest right now...”

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Fun facts are the worst

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No

I always lie and make up something ridiculous. I’ve said I have made a record before. I’ve met a member of royalty. I sat next to ____ on a plane. No one cares, it’s dumb. Don’t stress.

They still do fun facts? So 90s

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