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I am ASE in TCS with 1 year of exp. I am working on various Devops tools like Jenkins,Ansible tower, autosys etc,. automation code deployment using CI/CD, & worked on Windows and Linux servers for various application setup & configuration. I have decent knowledge on C, Java and SQL as well. (I short I am working for ops+infra)

Please let know if anyone interested to refer me, or want to know any further details.

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Hello folks,
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Hi fishes,
How much tax I have to pay for a package of 9 LPA ?

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#LTIMINDTREE SAP Drive on 10th Dec
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Any Chinatown/little Italy date spots? Or ideas?

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boy am I having one of those days. please post some funny movies for me to watch after work? I could use a laugh. Meme attached for your time.

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I started investing in Vanguard Mutual Funds and and did some research online today and it seems like we can’t do that and it might not be halal. Does anyone have any insights here?

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Do any of the top consulting firms have analytics roles (preferably not super technical) that don’t require weekly travel?

which is better to join atos or T-Systems ICT India Pvt. Ltd. atos offering slightly higher ctc
YOE : 7+
Tech stack : Java, Spring boot.

Looking for WLB and long term stay..

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Is there any bowl that discusses crypto investments?

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Hi Folks, anyone from Thoughtworks received WFO mail. One of my friends received it due to the client's request. Will this be the end of WFH in Thoughtworks??

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I supported day and night for a project but they have never recognised me . Finally they recognised and provided rewards for a managers pet who used to work with help of my support for solving all the issues.
I regret now that I should not work for company. I should concentrate on my own wealth and health.

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Time for the regular, has anyone received any guidance from their firm on full time return to work date? My firm is still silent.

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"If 4 people die in company B they will break down, but it doesnt matter cause company A owns them"

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Why do we always tell people “Be the best version of yourself before starting a relationship?”
I feel this is wrong…first, if you’re someone who constantly wants to be better, this doesn’t work. Also, what happens when you’re going through things and you’re not the best version? What happens is…the going gets tough and then one person leaves the other.

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What are the yearly appraisals in IBM like? 5-7% like typical service based companies or even less?

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Thoughts on Roland Berger’s Dubai office?

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Best Chipotle location in the city?

I swear the quality at Chipotle has gone down. Not sure if it’s because I always order online for pick up? For me, it’s never made right and doesn’t taste the same. Any similar experiences?

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When a Partner adds one more thing on your plate at 9 PM …. which is due 9 AM

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I love this

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For those of us considering a career change

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Survived this week

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Candid pic of my PM

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My level of motivation today

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Fake it until you make it! 😂

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Explaining the humor behind memes as a consultant...in comments ⬇️⬇️

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Looking at the juniors after you’ve had three Rye Manhattans and you need someone to drive the rental.

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Best laid plans #thestruggleisreal

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Interview: so tell me one of the most challenging time you have had in your life

Me:

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Who’s wife posted this? 😂

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Stages of a consultant

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When you use the clients branding guidance to make a slide deck and they ask if the can get a copy to use in the future.

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Pls send the Gannt chart for the WFH and social distancing project. Thx

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Must have been implemented by consultants

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