I have no soft skills because softness is weakness.

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*eyes roll straight out of face*

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This one's got Moxy

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Digitas: that's what happens when you're soft

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ACD only the ones that figured out I stab people

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So is sleep. Sleep is for the weak. I only sleep when I’m dead

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Are you also constantly erect?

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Copywriter 3: From my spine to my little spine

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