I have reliased that I want to be a Trophy husband!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

function becomeTrophyHusband(this)
{
if (this.currentStatus == working)
{
quitCurrentJob();
}
If ( this.physique != Muscular)
{
initiateBodyBuildingProtocol();
do
{
inputProteinShake();
for (i=0;i<150;i++)
{
pushups();
pullups();
chinups();
squat();
}
weightLifting();
benchWorkout();
cardioWorkout();
}while(this.body != Muscular);
}
try
{
joinModellingAgency();
castingCouch();
becomeAModel();
}
catch(exception DontGiveUp)
{
tryAllOverAgain();
}
finally
{
this.Status = 'ReadyToBeTrophyHusband'
}
}

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Hahaha you and I both, my friend

Sounds like the dream honestly!

Never give up on your dreams!

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