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I have serious kleptomania. I feel a strong need to take things - but only if I can’t buy them. If I can buy something I’ll buy it but it loses all the appeal - I don’t like taking things for the money aspect, I like taking things as a trophy because it’s unique, other people couldn’t just buy it. Anyone else here feel this?

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Please get help before you get into legal trouble. One arrest and/or conviction can mess you up, personally and professionally, for a very long time.

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Did that when I was a teenager, mostly for the rush/adrenaline high. Quickly realize the possible implications and got into some extreme sports.

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Same...usually ugly knit tops.

No, but please give more details. 👀🍿

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What sort of things have you taken?

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I’m just here to find out what exactly you’ve taken? 👀

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are you the one that stole the flag from north korea?

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In high school, I’d steal cologne from department stores until I was arrested. I also stole DVDs and beer from Walmart in college until I stole every season of always Sunny in Philadelphia and was arrested again. I haven’t stolen anything sense. Also pro tip, don’t have a fake ID on you when arrested. It can be an extra felony charge.

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