I have spent the last two months complaining that the “specialty” bulb in my desk lamp has been burnt out. I was so lazy, I bought a cheap ring light to brighten my face on conference calls rather than searching for a specialty bulb.

Tonight, I was cleaning my office when I discovered the desk lamp was unplugged.

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Thanks for sharing, gave me a laugh at the end of a long day.

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Who were you complaining to?

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Aww lol

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You sound like me, bro.

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