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As convenient as the Pringles packaging is when full, towards the end it becomes very inconvenient due to the crumb spillage when turned sideways. Suggestions? Anyone with engineering background? Help

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TCS CEO Rajesh Gopinathan remuneration jumps 26% in FY22

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Received an unexpected call that my uncle has passed away in his sleep. Not sure how to deal with this. I'm nervous for how I'll be able to handle myself while working this week.

Urgent need of job opportunity
Having 6.8years experience with good knowledge in project management in Infosys. Currently working in Infosys as team lead for 16members

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I have 10+ Year experience. My expertise are Java, Springboot, Micro-service, docker and kubernates. What salary I should expect in EXFO Company as Principal Software.

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Suggestions on a birthstone pendant?

Thoughts on leaving PA primarily due to the metrics based culture (utilization, dtc, use of X digital tool, revenue, margin, etc). I find this aspect of PA stressful and exhausting but not sure if this is something you just get used to. Currently a manager and seems like the metrics just change over time / don’t get easier.

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What format do you find documenting and teaching process to be the most helpful?

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Your first year of going solo, what was your overall profit? How much did you spend on overhead and what did that consist of? Practice area? Thanks in advance!!!

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How do you articulate to your project lead you want to roll off? Worried my PL will say no if i dont have a solid and backed up reason

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When looking at neighborhoods, what criteria makes you conclude if it's a B or C neighborhood?

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^ Also great for client events

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Max 401k in your 20s (Roth 401) or do the minimum to get employer match and keep the rest in cash to save up for big purchases and or real estate?

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Hang in there guys. The brave soldiers are helping us get through this

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This may not be the right time but can the leader of this bowl set up a zoom meeting where the African immigrant and African American can have an open and honest panel discussion in a respectful way?

Apparently there is a lot of differences and misunderstanding between us and this could be a step forward.
We are all black and have to come together and have one voice. Let's fix each other instead of fighting each other.
Let me know your thoughts.

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Can anyone refer me in BNY Mellon, Chennai

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So I am currently on OPT status, I got the OPT extension tell 9.30. I got an RFE due by 9.16. So now the question is what happens if no decision is taken before 9.30?

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When you’re behind some of the randomly selected people in the precheck line who have clearly never flown before in their life

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Trying to get my drink on at CDG

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Middle aged consultant shares deeply personal information in Confessions Bowl. Fish Bowl:

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You won the RFP. Now you gotta execute.

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The bottom one will be the consultants not on a travel ban

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Tuesday well spent

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Happy Thursday 🐠

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Don't even have the daydreaming anymore with WFH😔...

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Where's the lie though?

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The amount of times you catch a person leaving the restroom without washing their hands 😂

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TFW I take a conference call at the airport

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The one who knocks.

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“Why did this stop working 3 months after you left?"

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"thanks for the feedback, jeff"👌🖕

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When 2 workstreams work on 1 deliverable

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weird flex but OK

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Or brought up in retro

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Apparently julia roberts was a high-end consultant

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Teamwork makes the dream work. Bless up partners.

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Coffee talk, from my stylist.

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