I just asked the guy I’ve been seeing if he’s single and he said “why would you ask that now?” 💀

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He's not wrong.

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OP, are YOU single?

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I… OP… 😂😂😂😂

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If your thread gets 50 laugh reacts, it’s a sign you should stop seeing each other.

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It’s 8 am lol

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Yeah and now my day is in shambles!

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Wow! Dating is hard nowadays.. and I feel almost ancient (I am only 36!) when I say that when I used to date anyone it was almost exclusively from the start, there would hardly be any overlap.

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Valid question as I came to know a bunch of dudes were married after I got laid. Can’t trust anyone

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Are you single?

And then his answer was no

Yes, that’s exactly the answer 🥲

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I mean he’s not wrong 😂. That should’ve been asked at the start. Were you hoping he would say “no” because he’s in a relationship with you?

Yikes 😬 Ahhh … yes. Well at least you found out now versus later. Let him go be with her and find your happiness elsewhere. No one is worth the headache. I wouldn’t even give him the opportunity to lie or gaslight you. The way he answered said it all.

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😂 bad signal

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