I just discovered there’s a bowl for dank accounting memes. I finally found my people. 😊

Recieved an offer for overal CTC 14 lpa with 1 lakh as variable pay in wipro how much could I expect as take home salary. Kindly provide your thoughts. Is it good to join wipro?

Does pre-MBA corporate development experience look good on MBA applications? How would it compare to T2 consulting?

I feel like after being so focused on my career and putting time into self-improvement over this pandemic I’ve lost a bit of my personality.

I don’t laugh as hard as I used to nor do I find myself doing fun things anymore. Does anyone else relate or have any suggestions ?

How does your timesheet look like now that tax season is over?

Best/Top Consulting firms in Miami?

Anyone do a complete 180 and swap law practice for entrepreneurial endeavors? (And I don’t mean in the context of starting own law practice) If so, what were some of the major hurdles? At what point was it as profitable (or more profitable?) Was it worth it?

Any recs on where to dry clean white shoes in downtown Manhattan (FiDi/Tribeca)??

What is P5 band in FIS ? And do they give variable pay 100% ?

False 498A filed by my wife. Case moved to court recently. Can I get on site? Will it problem to get Visa?

Any recs for cleaning / maid services in West LA? Just regular cleaning - no pets, kids, etc.

What is average annual hike in Hcl ?

its been 5 weeks since I have joined and I am not getting allocated to proper projects. Its more like few hours of chargeable work and the rest is training/dummy work? Is this normal?

Interviewing at Walmart for the Internal Audit Manager role next week. Any best practices or mistakes to avoid? Haven’t been in the job market in the last 5 years.

“I want the VO talent to sound like Morgan Freeman in case they aren’t watching TV when the ad comes on. The voice needs to be so compelling that if they hear it from another room they go watch it."

Why is Coke spending time / money rebranding Coke Zero? Take a page out of the Pepsi playbook and get into BOOZE. Writings on the wall, sodas are going to be extinct soon. Time to pivot! Amirite??

Hello All,

Can you please help me with the score required to pass the versant test for senior executive voice profile in Cognizant?

Jealous of people getting great exit offers and bragging about them (rightfully so honestly), especially FAANG. I know it’s irrational and everyone has their own journey, just wish I could leave already.

My son flew down the stairs today- he’s almost two and he lost his balance at the top and flew, rolled, and flipped all the way down. It was a nightmare and I thought he was going to snap his neck and die. I missed two meeting because the second it happened, I stayed with him to assess any injuries. My team asked where I was and when I finally knew he was ok, I let them know what happened. There was no compassion- just “ok you need let me know if you’ll miss a meeting.” Wtf! So demoralizing.

Is it a red flag if someone says they don’t believe in self help books like Atomic Habits, Attached, etc?

Idk who needs to hear this, but…

Just because someone disagrees with your perspective, it does not automatically mean they’re gaslighting you.

Parents finally kicking me off of the car insurance, any suggestions on where to start looking?

Good morning/Good afternoon!! Since the person I offered to rapture their hypothalamus are not able to accept my offer, my new offer is to rapture somebody’s coccyx from this bowl. Have a blessed day!

My buddy got this great gig and I am feeling second hand embarrassment that I am not doing enough for my own career progression and I didn't think it was possible to accelerate so quickly.

What's a cd rate worth locking?

My girlfriend is mad at me because she came down with strep 2 days ago, started on antibiotics 1 day ago, and I won’t kiss her. She thinks I’m being unreasonable.

I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

My best friend is trying to break up with his gf but he’s kinda struggling. He already tried to break up with her once and received a call from her therapist not long after…

As for context, they’ve been together for over a year. She got a job and moved to the same state as him a few months back (about 2000 miles). It truly sounds like they are not happy together anymore. Any suggestions on how you would break up in this situation?

As a minority and a woman working at the corporate level, I constantly feel the challenge to feel more apologetic whenever I “put my foot down” compared to my male counterparts. I know I shouldn’t have to, but I always feel like “putting my foot down” will make me appear like I’m not a team player. What I mean by putting my foot down, is being proactive, stern, and being equally assertive as my male counterparts in the same professional manner. Any advice or thoughts?

Recently got an offer at JPMC in NYC for 110k base for a 602 in operations/strategy (3x in office, 2x home); there would be an added 15 mins walk to the office + 45 mins bus ride. I’m currently in govt with 4 YOE (5x office) making 72.4k (no out of pocket expense) as a respected SPM in the org. I’m about to get a new hire to help me out but at JPMC, I won’t have anyone to manage. I have a total of 45 mins commute here. My manager is good, but should I take the JPMC opportunity at 25 y.o. to try?

People who make under 100k post your positions and salaries below! I feel like a loser when I see everyone out here posting their $250k+ salaries 🙃

Why do you consult? Because It’s God’s chosen profession? Because it’s better to be upper middle class than anything else? Because you’re passionate about the art of recommending real world strategies that came to you in a Hilton night excel fever dream? Because after graduating from a big name school consulting is the best opportunity to continue your panicky need to be validated by letters?

Whatever happened to the Clubhouse app? Thought that was supposed to be the new thing and then it just kind of fizzled out.

Is it odd if I get braces at 23?

It's ridiculous that it takes several days to get election day voting results in both Maricopa and Clark counties as well as across California. Especially since most of the outstanding votes are same day ballots. This will only fuel election fraud claims and make people more suspicious of the process.

Dogs’ personalities reflect the personalities of their owners