I just ran in and pooped in a church because i needed to go and had no where to run in to. Everybody saw me wabble in. It doesn’t help I’m Jewish. How is everyone else’s Sunday going?

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That was a confessional not a stall!

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Holy shit

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You’re tellin’ me

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So that was you at my church this morning!

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I feel this at a spiritual level

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Not totally related to the industry...

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I did my service today

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Isn’t this a lyric to a Pogues song?

Churches are there to help people. 🙏

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