I just realized one thing. Do you know who invented the daily stand up? The Chinese dynasty. They had literally daily stand ups in the morning everyday to discuss politics 😂

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And those were true stand ups. Everyone stands except the scrum master - the emperor.

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It’s just not 15 mins. But other than it it’s an accurate depiction 🤣

I am going to date myself here. When I was in middle school, every Monday mornings all students had to stand in the school ground (organized by rows and columns of course) to hear the school master spewing some BS. When finished, march back to class.

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That’s not daily standup. That’s just weekly standup 🤣

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ER KANG!!!!

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Oh noooooooo you just revealed your age hahahaha unpopular opinion - I’m not young but I didn’t watch that series hahaha

😂😂😂 you’re not wrong but now I can not unsee it

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Right? Was watching some ancient show and realized that. Today I learned lol

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Big ups if true, but I’m gonna need to see the meeting minutes first. I feel like meeting at the same time everyday is what hunters would have done back in the Stone Age before going to spear an animal.

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Pretty sure some eunuch has some meeting minutes record. Let me ask them to forward it to you

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Everything about this is so hilarious and true 😂

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