I just realized the little boy from Spy Kids is married to Meghan Trainor

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First of all, Juni Cortez had a name.

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He’s dead to me. He stole my future ex-wife.

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They have a kid, too

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A less talented spy kid

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Yes. I’m kind of jealous of him. I think Meghan Trainor is funny and cute. I’d marry her.

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