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I just want a guy who understands the travel and late nights at the office. And can maybe cook me dinner. And can make out with me a little. And won't get mad at me when I fall asleep to Netflix.

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Met this girl over Christmas break now that the reality of travel is kicking things are getting tougher, think both of us know it's not sustainable, this explains why the longest relationships I have had have been with my clients, can't give gf and client both the attention they require in this profession

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OP is cool. I enjoyed the conversation and suggested thaṭ we watch Netflix together post our date :) She respectfully declined. Guess she didn't feel the connection. Dropped her at her place as that felt like the right thing to do and just came back to my hotel. It was fun while it lasted :)

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Someone should make a dating app for consultants. If it could automatically filter out shirtless gym selfies that would also be great

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I thought that's what I wanted too... Be careful what you wish for! I got all that, but bae doesn't have a paycheck of his own...

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#powerpointandchill?

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What other requirements do we want for this dating app? I'm thinking airline loyalty would be helpful...

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Yo what up Hilton Dallas Room 1023. Knock twice so I know you aint popo

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Maybe on Friday evening I'll wait outside the D office with a sign that says 🐠🎳💘

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What about my shirtless beer gut pics?

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OP - I am in Chicago too. Give green dot homies a chance before you hire outside consultants

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Three things (completely in-mece): a) there are three chats on this asking for a dating app 2) it's got to connect people at the airport for the week and in their cities for the weekend iii) has to have a minimum points/status qualifier to get in

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Amen. I should start advertising on Bumble that I have countless points to take this dreamboat type of guy on vacation of choice if he fits this exact description.

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@Strat1:Think she was implying she wanted a little romance after her long travels before getting to the hard f#%$ing...

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You should have shown her your deck and presented an option to excel things by spreading the sheets and that would have been the last word

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Fuck them! They're not the right guys then! Someone will come along that appreciates your drive and has his own passions that he cares similarly about.

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OP is going to run through the entire Deloitte Chicago pool by the time this is through

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I was on tinder/bumble, but somehow find the convo on here much more engaging

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You had me at 'understands the travel,' all sounded good, then you lost me at 'make out with me a little'.... That's not going to cut it for guys between age 15-65

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@A2 - THANK YOU! I'm always DTF, but after working 18 hours in the office, I just want a little taste first.

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Can yall Fishbowl your date in real time?

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If you're a guy and you have any selfies you're doing it wrong, also we're all consultants, one of us should make the app

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Soo... Are OP and D4 hooking up?

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