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I just want my goddamn bonus to hit

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I was having major gas pain this morning from something I ate. I’m talking about laying on the floor in the fetal position pain. Then the bonus hit. The pain went away immediately. True story.

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I have a close friend who was handed a beautiful bonus check and told he couldn't cash it until Jan. 1. So it just sits... and sits... and waits... and mocks him.

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Dare him to cash it I wanna watch the world burn

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I’m not getting mine till March 🙄

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Oh shit sending thoughts and prayers

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Preach

We get ours third week of January. Black box bonus too.

My firm used discretionary bonuses too! No formula whatsoever ....

February here

Just an addition to the second pay for January so I am a month away from receiving my pittance.

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