I keep forgetting to put away my vibrator on cleaning day. This time they even wrapped the cord up. 🧹🧹 🧹

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I once hid my vibrator because I knew a maintenance team was coming… but I did it after I’d taken an Ambien, so I had NO memory of where I so cleverly stashed it. Took me almost a year to find it😂

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EY, it is sooooo worth it! I bought my first one with an Amazon gift certificate from my parents (CHEEKY!😂) but now it’s one of those things I’m now willing to spend my own money on. No comparison with other toys, and you can’t put a price on true satisfaction😌

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I’ve been looking for a gas-powered dildo—something with an easy-pull starter.

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Confession of the day lol Love it

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You need to keep it tucked away!

Maybe they cleaned it for you too!

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Or used it and put it back nice and organized.

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Get out! They wrapped the cord? That's dedication to your craft!

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Aw that was nice of them

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True professionals.

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Not all heroes wear capes

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I put a calendar for this. Gave them a key so sometimes it’s Monday other times Tuesday. Sunday is my clean up day 😂

Sunday scaries too strong

Lol - this is my biggest fear!

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