I keep seeing this one damn roach in my bathroom (keep failing at killing it) and now I wanna throw this whole house away 😭

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It’s probably not the same one..

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Please don’t say that 😭 I literally hold my breath and avoid peeing bc I’m scared. Why are they SO FAST? Slow down so I can kill you…

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Sorry if this is a really obvious point but - get traps?

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That’s fair - I would be grossed out af. 🤗

Wear big boots to the bathroom. Stomp on the roach when you see it.

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No then it’ll go to the kitchen

Don't hurt that roach, OP! It's a living thing with feelings and a family!

Kelly Kapoor wanted me to mention that to you.

Omg D1 😂😂😂 lmaooo something I would do for sure! They should all burn on Earth and in hell

keep windex in the bathroom! Spray on it when you see it.

I read once that if you smoosh a roach it releases pheromones that attract more

Maybe worth a google

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