I keep texting my boss the wrong words 😫😫 like worship (workshop), bottom (but). Thanks to the dating apps and auto correct !!!

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We already know that you’re an obedient bottom. Don’t be ashamed!

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Or a power bottom

Auto correct knows what you really want to say, the problem is your denial

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Stop using auto correct

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