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I knew GUT wouldn't hire me when the interviewer asked, "but how many black t-shirts do you own?" and I said "zero."

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I knew gut wouldn’t hire me when they asked “what’s your strength?” and I said “big idea campaign platforms that can be executed across all kinds of media”

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After 48 hours Miami is intolerable

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Yeah I lived there for 3 years. It’s insufferable.

Worked there for a year and got 4 black t-shirts out of it. They’re comfy and I’m wearing one right now since I have no meetings today.

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