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Chatbot also believes Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the Kennedy assassination and that the world is flat.

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I’m not saying they’re not

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Chatbot probably thinks the Wizards are a good basketball team

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They’re the Bullets OP

The events of the night before the election results were awfully suspicious ngl

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What events

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#Urgent and Active Openings

L&T Infotech is hiring Pan India for below roles: Interested people can drop their email id's and Names with respective Job Id's .

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For those with spouses with H4EAD, do you plan on staying on in the US if this is rescinded? How does this affect your financials as well as spouses career needs? Took my spouse 1 yr to land an...

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Non-slutty halloween costume ideas for female, pls?

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What’s your go to process/steps for drafting an MSJ on a case you’re already familiar with?

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Who wants to get 5 referral bonuses and hire 5 audit members that were promised a bonus on 6/30 and it still hasn’t hit our accounts? 🤣🤣

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Anyone know if Winstead is open to fully remote hires?

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Need recommendation for brokers that
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b) 0 commission for stocks and options
c) does not have a record of restrict trading
I know that RH and Webull both require 25k for a) and satisfies b), but not c). Is there a better option?
Thanks.

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Hey everyone! I am a CPA, started at PwC, now the assistant controller at a small/medium sized Ag company. Thus far, the plan has been to follow the CFO path. But recently I have been longing for more social/client facing interactions. I am very extroverted. I love meeting and connecting with new people and would like to incorporate that into my career. Any thoughts on possible career paths that would combine my experience in accounting with a more socially fulfilling job?

Thanks I’m advance!

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Anyone work for USAA as a bi adjuster and doesn’t mind sharing there yoe and salary? I heard good things about them and am considering applying. I’m currently at 76k with my current company 8.5 yoe.

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Anyone know what happened w the Ogilvy CCO? Adweek was cryptic as hell and I’m just being nosey :)

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Any insight into GrayRobinson? As a whole and their litigation or healthcare areas specifically.

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George Washington National Forest

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Will i be blocked from Deloitte USI if I have accepted the offer and I won't join?

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Hello everyone,

I am currently a HR Generalist for a small aerospace company, located in CA. I have been in a generalist role for a little over 4 years now and before that, I did recruiting/safety for about 3 years. I am now looking into getting my HR Certification, but am stuck in between the PHR-CA or the SHRM-CP. Does anyone have any recommendations they can give me?

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Has anyone successfully renewed their apartment lease in Manhattan or LIC at a lower rate? FYI I live in a TF Cornerstone building and the lease is up for renewal in November.

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Anyone joined capgemini recently , i have joined a month back and still in bench

any idea about bench time ?

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There is an echo when I speak on calls due to my home office being relatively empty. I added a carpet but hasn’t made as big an impact as I would like. Any tips

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Any people looking to date in Atlanta ? 40 F

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Hey fishes,

I got an offer from a company below is the compensation layout. Can you all tell me what will be the in-hand salary per month, will it be 49k?
I can see that EPF for employer is also deducted from my salary so this is not correct based on the EPF Act, is there some other thing which is not correct in the given Annexure?

Thank you!

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What are you getting into this 4 day weekend?

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The South vs. Everywhere else

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Hot take: There’s nothing wrong with having ethnicity as a preference when it comes to dating as it indicates cultural similarity

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If you knew someone you use to date purposely removed you from social media, would you try to add them back? I removed someone I dated 2 years ago and she’s trying to re-follow me. 🙃

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People walking around who I can heavily smell their moldy laundry is a sign to me they have no idea how to manage life.

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At my 27y for the first time ever I owe taxes🙃🙃🙃

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Not sure what to do, senior director F stopped me in the parking garage to chat and suggest a “after hour dinner 1:1” tomorrow not sure where this is going but I said yes

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My roomie is making blueberry pancakes and I want some. 😭

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Seriously considering switching from hormonal birth control pills to the copper IUD. Anyone have any feedback or make the switch recently? It sounds good on paper but nervous about side effects and insertion etc

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Update on my boss-adjacent, hot F Director who made the “tied down” comment/hint/signal/joke - she scheduled a “work dinner” at 6:30pm today for me and her to chat about the strat deck I’ve built as a follow up from yesterday’s meeting. Anyone think she saw me blush lightly at her comment yesterday and she’s making a move, or is this strictly work related?

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Maybe I’m biased due to having poor luck, but why is dating so hard? Everyone just wants the next best thing and no one is ever satisfied. One argument and people sprint for the door instead of reconciling as they have “options.”

People on dating apps seem like they’re only on there to validate themselves to feel better when they get “likes” or “swipes,” but will not respond when messaged.

I honestly don’t think true love is a real thing.

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When you’re not able to communicate with your partner 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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I probably only work about a solid 2 hours a day since COVID

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I was today years old when I found out Janssen, Johnson & Johnson, and SC Johnson are 3 separate companies

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Male costume ideas... shits coming up way to fast and I can’t go out as myself again... too scary.

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When you go out to eat with a friend or 2, do you split the bill or does someone pay for the whole check with the implication that someone else will pay next time?

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My colleague’s dating profile says he’s 6ft but he’s 5’9. That’s all

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I’m designing some stickers for some consulting/corporate lingo! What do y’all think?
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I really wish guidelines were made clear in terms of D&C of a miscarriage. I live in Texas and have heard horror stories of women near death before anything is done to help them.

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I miss my ex :/ I broke up with him and I know it was right decision, but it still sucks.

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