“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

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Was it literally a bag of dogshit, or what were they referring to?

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Literally a bag of dog 💩 on the desk.

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And the person saying it laughed too for the record 🤣

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