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I know it’s not a consulting meme but this is too good not to share

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I looked it up, and the description just keeps bringing the 🔥🔥🔥: “the bodies of assfish are soft and flabby, and their skeletons are light and reduced.” Wikipedia is coming after this fish like they are the NYT and the fish is McKinsey.

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I’ll see your assfish and raise you a slippery dick.

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Ha! No but, what’s the joke - explain!

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My company is now displaying!

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Where is a new build???

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14:36 gmt 😀

Posting from the top side.

Just found out two of my leaders on the project gave up a day each per week to save me from rolling off 🙏🏼

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Just got promoted to Consultant after 2+ years, 9% base salary adjustment + 1.5% bonus. Does that sound right?

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Does anyone else have to go to the client site on a Friday while on local projects? My entire team is remote ...

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Any process recruiting right now ? Or has hiring been slow this year?

Just got on the bench and I’m really considering trying to transfer to AFS. I have a puppy and my last role was remote so it was easy to be with him but I don’t want to get on a traveling project...

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What's your least favorite example of consulting/business jargon?

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7am spin class! I wish I could stay local more..except I'd terribly miss the expense account. #ipay8dollarsforwater #dontknowhowtobepoor

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Guy texts me a month after our first date saying he was too busy to respond before because he went on one business trip (in the same state) and had been working 45 hour weeks. Bitch, please.

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Am I weird for feeling awkward about applying to other jobs using my work laptop?

When your original roll off date was today but now you've been extended and have to work until Christmas Eve 😡

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In a complicated relationship with my SPG ambassador

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