I legitimately do not understand the full windsor. Without exception, everyone I've ever faced in court wearing that shit has been a shitty, two-bit lawyer

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"power tie!"

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It's a fairly obnoxious look

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Full Windsor is a proper not if you’re wearing a spread collar. Maybe you’re just running into a bunch of derelicts.

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You think I’m bad I’ll put you in a room with a named partner and a Surface Pro.

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I’m a four-in-hand guy myself.

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Half-Windsor 4 life

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Learn something new every time I open this app.

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Pratt knot.

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You have no style

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I was today’s year old when I learned there was another way to tie a tie: a half Windsor. 🤔

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I had no idea this was so offensive to people. I'm going to start wearing a full Windsor (or at least a three-and-a-quarter Windsor) just to give people migraines and crush their spirits.

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I know there are lots of ways to tie a tie, but I have no clue what knot I use. One thing I do know is that it's not a full Windsor because those look ridiculous unless you're a very big dude

I learned that the four in hand is what I use

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Half windsor is the best of both worlds. Straight, symmetrical, without being so huge your tie tip hits your navel

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