I lol at every thread in this bowl. Lawyers literally can’t help themselves. We argue over even the most mundane of posts 😂. God help us if we are ever the last people living and we are charged with the responsibility of rebuilding society.

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IT DEPENDS

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I disagree with this

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Shakespeare got it right - “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

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There are arguments about what this means and I think it’s fitting.

1. Kill them because they’re corrupt and horrible

2. Kill them first because they instill justice and if they’re out of the way the corrupt ones can do what they want without being challenged

God abandoned us if we have to rebuild society…

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Plz fix. Thx

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