I look good today. Watch out!*

*am single and have no prospects and have only here to share this news with.

Why is moderna sinking? Started sinking even before FDA auth

Has anyone successfully used a fidget object or device to stay on task during the day? I put my phone in a drawer when I don't need it for work, and my desk is pretty clutter free but I'm still getting distracted by minor sh*t. Unmedicated currently.

Anyone looking into plays for PINS?

Hi Folks,

I wanted to know about the work life balance at Bain and Company in the global people analytics department?
And what yearly appraisals one can expect?

Thanks

For those of you living in DC, what do you all see as a pressing social challenge for DC? Could be a specific or broader social challenge facing DC. Thanks!

Anyone have any idea who I go to for NFL team name licensing?

For those 2-4 years in: what type of matters do you handle on your own and what do you work with a partner/sr associate on? Just curious.

Hello, can someone refer me?

I have the job ID

Hello. Hoping that you could help me as I’m new to the early stage start up compensation world.

I’m currently interviewing for a director level position at a seed stage company.

They offering base at 180k ish to 0.5-0.6% equity. Is that good? I don’t have a gauge of what percentages are typically like as I’m a newbie.

Would love someone’s thoughts #equity #startup #tc

I’m sending an email to female partner in a leadership position (never met) to set up a meeting to introduce myself. My plan is to send her a short email, giving some background about myself and let her know I want to connect to introduce myself. During the meeting, I plan to discuss my key projects, ask about her vision and how I can help her/which initiatives could participate. I’m up for Sr Mgr promotion and making a good impression is critical. Any tips? anything else I should prep?

Any idea what the comp package looks like for Directors at KPMG in IT M&A?

I work at a firm that is predominantly white. We live in an area that's predominantly Hispanic, but they don't speak Spanish. I do and I'm always used as a translator. It's very annoying because I don't even get brought it on the case. They only want me to translate or talk to witnesses and that's it. It takes me away from my real work. I'm considering removing that I am fluent in Spanish from my resume to not deal with this in the future. Anyone dealt with this before?

What's wrong with stock market today? Why it's so down ?

Hello! I am a current MHA graduate with over 8 yrs of research experience. I am looking for consulting opportunities and was wondering if anyone is willing to talk as well as refer me? Thank You!

New employer’s parental leave policy is silent on whether you have to return to work for a certain period after the leave in order to avoid having to pay back to leave. Are pay back clauses common?

Honestly perplexed at how I grew up with kids same socioeconomic background (immigrant Muslim parents) and ended up in completely different paths? Don’t know what happened and what led them astray

Lately, I’ve had several stretches where I’ve been sleeping over ten hours each day. These episodes last 1 to 3 days. I don’t understand why I feel such incredible fatigue.

What books/reading materials or videos would you consider essential for c-suite leadership?

Today I was told someone lodged a complaint about me to HR. I know who it was and I know the incident she’s describing. We were joking around (as we do) and suddenly she said she was offended...

I like the Barack portrait a lot, Michelle’s ... not so much.

Irritated I have to fight through 80,000 Cannes posts on LinkedIn, to find relevant information towards finding work. Guess I could be the guy who follows the trophies around like Stanley Cup.

I really hate when people say HUZZAH

Dreading going back to the office tomorrow. The holiday break made me realize it’s not working, been there less than a year. How soon do you fold in the towel? Fake it until the right opportunity?

Worked at C-list agencies all my career but because I know a senior leader I got into an “A-list” agency. Have imposter syndrome but keep telling myself they hired me because they see something....

I secretly want to make a fake portfolio for a fake person filled with the best work out there just to see if recruiters ignore everyone

Every morning I see a very beautiful someone I wish I could have. I can tell she notices me too. Is there a way to spark little convo without it feeling forced at that time in the morning?

Disgusted that the former partner of commonground will be speaking at an ad age event. What’s he going to say? Fire everyone over email, change your agency name and pretend like it never happened...

Does anyone else just sit at work on Monday morning bored out of there mind?

Senior Analysts are the worst.

Discreet ways to play HQ in meetings? Taking any and all suggestions. I use an iPhone.

Just did the dinner jingle.

I don't like our new offices at 3WTC.

First week, my boss says he wants me to get all the HubSpot E-Academy certifications (Social Media, Inbound Marketing, etc. ) like he did. Guess my degree and prior experience doesn't count for much?

I confess that I make more than my partner and they have no idea.

I got double depressed by trying to access the Ad Age list and getting blocked by the subscription banner.

If you're going to put a 9 AM meeting on my calendar on a Friday (and having sent the invite about an hour beforehand), please have the decency to show up on time and not stroll in 17 minutes late.

I feel like I haven’t made great client work in 2 years. Every client either Frankenstein’s a good idea to death or doesnt want to pay for good work.
I’ve jumped around a few times in the last few years and I feel like jumping ship again isn’t a good look. Or does it legit not matter based on how things are going with the great resignation and all?

Sometimes it’s hard to get off the toilet so I️ continue to peruse the inter webs until I’m
Bored enough to get up💁