I love my job, but now love it 10x more cuz I got a new manager who's mad cute. Now I love going to 1-on-1s bc I can stare into his dark n' dreamy eyes. 🙊

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Please keep us updated. Can’t wait to see how this spirals out of control.

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Yeah. This is totally going to work out

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That's pretty creepy.

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I’m a woman and if a man wrote this I hope he’d get as much good natured support

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